George Clooney hates his penis

By Phin in George Clooney, Pamela Anderson

At least thats the only rational explanation I can come up with. Via White Trash Mom posting at Cele|bitchy we learn tht George and Palmela Handerson may be an “item”.


When Herpes met Hepatitis, an L.A. love lust story.

The pair were reportedly seen canoodling in the private VIP section of a Los Angeles restaurant, with Pammy even sitting on George”’s knee.

They want to be careful ”’ at their age, too much excitement could finish them off.

If the excitement and infestations don’t kill him off Kid Rock just might. I wonder if ole George is man enough to fend of teh Kid when Mr. Rock finds out about the canoodling.

Anyhow, this just helps confirm my suspicions that George likes the nastys.

Now I realize y’all think I’m full of shit 99.9% of the time I’m spreading lies reporting honest stories around here. What follows is that 0.01% when I’m speaking the truth, without embellishment even.

While at a conference in ‘Vegas several years back I took some customers to a fine upstanding “gentleman’s establishment”. While there one of the “dancers”, a nice wholesome girl, informed us that she’d provided George with a little bit of “oral gratification” in the VIP Room earlier that night. She wasn’t overly impressed with his endowments, which she described for some unknown reason. She was equally unimpressed when I offered her my handkerchief and told her she had a little “something” on her chin.



2 comments

Clooney is such a playa, but I’m not entirely sure why women find him attractive . . . other than his star status.

01.26.07 | 7:06 pm
Professor Gaymoore

Its the whole silver daddy look! Grey hair, dark brown eyes, olive (bronzered) skin…. It’s HOT!

09.29.09 | 2:52 am


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