After Arianna Huffington drove Clooney to “I did not write that blog” fury, now he’s just plain madder than hell about the newly inflated Gawker Stalker maps, and he apparently plans to singlehandedly take down the Nick Denton empire. Oh yes - the solution to all that ails Hollywood - lies, lies, and a few more little lies.

“There is a simple way to render these guys useless,” Clooney advised in an e-mail his publicist sent out to various other show-business publicists. “Flood their Web site with bogus sightings. Get your clients to get 10 friends to text in fake sightings of any number of stars. A couple hundred conflicting sightings and this Web site is worthless. No need to try to create new laws to restrict free speech. Just make them useless. That’s the fun of it. And then sit back and enjoy the ride. Thanks, George.”

Oh sure George, just run some tortious interference while you pose for the cameras and make light of the tabloid economy that made you what you are today. If that doesn’t work, I guess you can always relive this moment of dignity:

Ah yes, how can one forget the ubiquitous batcrotch?