Romantic? No. Comedic? Hell, yeah. From the roofie fetish to the yogic philosophy and all the way back to the film’s original poster, The Ugly Truth seems to be a movie filled with nothing but Katherine Heigl / Gerard Butler standoffs. Naturally, the two actors change their fashionable attire quite often, just so we can think the romantic tension is building over an unbearably long duration. Then, at the end, they’ll rip each other’s clothes off and have sex. The next morning, they’ll still hate the other with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. The end.

Otherwise, I’ve got nothing even slightly witty to say on this impending doom except “Hey look, more photos of the slightly tasty Gerard Butler! Oh, there’s also sort-of-sexy Katherine Heigl, if you don’t mind slapping some tape over her mouth before banging her into oblivion.”

Imagery: Sony Pictures