In the still of your parents you and the band have been practicing on guitar hero endlessly for months. Toiling away endlessly to master classics such as Something To Believe In, Is This Love and I Want To Know What Love Is, now its time for you to make your move. Only problem, you can’t find an Ax worthy of your mad skillz.
Say no more my friends, say no more.

With your Hello Kitty Stratocaster Electric Guitar, also available in uber-manly pink, you’ll be ready to set the world on fire.
Rock on.
note: phineas g. is considering checking himself into rehab to cure his fascination with hello kitty gadgetry, hopefully prior to running out of storage space.



















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Hmmm. Plus: 60s-style headstock, maple fretboard. Looks like a hard tailpiece, which is a must for young players unless Dad’s a guitar tech. Minus: The side-mounted jackplate is achingly uncool, and the electronics are a disaster: Single bridge humbucker and single volume knob à la ’80s hair-metal guitars. Nope, sorry, can’t go along with that. Not acceptable. Fender screwed the pooch on this one.
No clue what the cat picture is meant to signify. Not sure why it’s on this blog; does Pete Doherty own one?
Er, ’70s headstock. WTF was I thinking?
“In the still of your parents you and the band have been practicing on guitar hero endlessly for months.”
There’s got to be a word missing there. “Basement”?
You know the most important design flaw in this thing is that there’s absolutely no way to hook this thing into my PlayStation. (a little GH humor, there)