If you’re among those who has noticed that, after three years, Katie Holmes has gone from a vibrant and not-so-talented but cute girl to a vacant-eyed and not-so-talented middle-aged woman, you may have wondered why she’s allowed herself to be transformed in such a way. Perhaps, after learning a bit about Katie’s childhood years, we can see that she really hasn’t changed all that much:

I loved Barbie. I have about 20 dolls, the huge house, the hot dog stand, the workout centre, the pool, the Corvette and the water-slide park.

The good news is that Katie still has all these things (and a Barbie-sized husband to match!), but we’re not so sure that she recognizes the gravity of her situation:

I’m glad I could wait this long before I had to deal with reality.

No, not exactly. Anyone who accepts as non-fiction the idea that, 75 million years ago, Xenu and his posse of H-bombs blew up millions of frozen people, whose disembodied souls now parasitically dwell within unsuspecting humans, well, that’s more than just a little fucked-up.

Source: Popbitch