I have a problem, my dahlings, in that I lack faith in your ability to render me speechless.

Indeed, that is a challenge, and should you accept this near-impossible task, the fruits of your labour would take the form of interview questions for my upcoming interrogation at basil’s blog.

Even though I know that no one can manage to expose my sooper seekrit double agent knowledge, your futile efforts may be emailed here. Deadline: June 4th, 2006.

AMENDMENT: This lovely Sistah of mine shouldn’t be allowed to submit questions, for it appears that she knows too much already.