Most days, I manage to refrain from publishing the search phrases that tend to attract the random lurkers around here, but the last four hours (2am – 6am CST) have summed things up so nicely that I don’t even need to elaborate:

The Predominant Issue:

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And The Rest:

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My work here is done, methinks. Pip pip!