The largest annual British musical festival, Glastonbury Festival 2009, has officially kicked off, and Lily Allen performed her Friday gig while wearing a spacey purple wig and an outfit that shows off her newly toned arse. Of course, I’m not really sure how she keeps her tits from popping out of that top, but that’s probably one of those questions for which mere mortals will never receive the answer.

The remainder of the weekend will see literally hundreds of acts, including Blur, Peter Doherty, Franz Ferdinand, Jarvis Cocker, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Dizzee Rascal, Spinal Tap, Peaches, Tom Jones, Black Eyed Peas, and Dirty Vegas. As a virtual certainty, the festival’s unofficial mascot, Kate Moss, will be along shortly with boyfriend Jamie Hince, and Pete Doherty will then have a vessel into which to project his angst. Oh, and the typically rainy weather has already arrived, along with the obligatory mud dancing and chavs who have, just for the weekend, transformed themselves into hippies. Good times, mates!