While Melissa leads us all in a moment of toe-curling silence, let us all ponder the negativity that human beings foist upon our Mother Earth. Indeed, it is time to reverse the damage before it is too late:
“The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!”
Yes, considerably. As the French say, “Laissez les bons temps roules!”
- Thanx to Cassandra
UPDATE: The lovely Miss Celebitchy informs me that Global Orgasm Day is December 22nd. Just in time for Christmas!
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What. In the hell. Is a “global orgasm?”
I see a shortage of batteries ahead!
Okay, is she volunteering to be the Gate-Keeper?
You forgot the most important information – the date of Global Orgasm Day! I looked it up and it’s December 22. I was all set to celebrate it yesterday, thinking I was doing my part for the planet.