"If you want to save the planet, I want you to start jumping up & down. Come on, motherf*ckers!" Madonna
"Six degrees could separate us from a global environmental disaster of epic proportions." Kevin Bacon
"Can you believe I’m getting back together with those girls? What am I thinking?" Ginger Spice
"Cows fart & so do I." Dave Matthews
"Everyone who did not arrive on a private jet put your hands in the air." Simon Le Bon
"I want a fag. You can’t smoke anywhere in here." Liam Gallagher
"Just by being here today, just by turning up, is helping [sic] to create awareness of this very life-threatening situation." Toni Collette
"Snoop upside yah head! Where the ladies at??" Snoop Dogg
"C’mon, this is important!" Pauly Shore
"You know, sometimes, walking away from old habits is a hard thing to do. But that’s because it’s the right thing to do." Fergie
"[This] is not about gloom & doom. It’s a celebration." Philosopher / actress / great piece of ass Cameron Diaz
"Let’s make this world a better place! Peace be with you!" Yusef Islam, aka Cat Stevens, who previously called for the murder of Salman Rushdie
"I have a hybrid car that I try to use more than my other car." Linkin Park’s Mike Shinoda
"What is my eco-sin? I don’t know if that is that provocative a question for me. I don’t know. I’m still trying to figure out what my motivation is." Crashing bore / former Jessica Simpson squeeze John Mayer
"What once seemed like science-fiction is now an inconvenient, if undeniable, truth." Renowned scientist / sometime actor Leonardo DiCaprio
"It’s just an enormous pop concert, or the umpteenth time that Madonna or Coldplay get up on stage." Sir Bob Geldof
See also Eurovision Kicked Live Earth’s Ass
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[...] BA Jeff’s got ‘em for you. All nice and neat. [...]
Simon LeBon is a damn Liberal git.
And an old fart.
Awww, man. Why’d you have to make fun of Liam Gallagher? Everyone knows that Noel is the prick brother.
I wonder if it’s really true that Snoop ordered six hookers for his backstage rider?
http://www.junkscience.com/
All the science junk that’s fit to debunk!
But where’s Avril when you need her?
[...] Wow, celebrities have many pearls of knowledge to honor us with at Live Earth (ABH) [...]
WTF? Did someone forget to lock the door to the stadium before Pauly Shore showed up?
That Liam Gallagher quote was taken out of context. If you know what I mean…
Also, I was promised ‘boobies’ and the closest thing I get to it is Old Spice (still love calling her that). I demand compensation for my pain and suffering.
Blow me
“Let’s make this world a better place! Peace be with you!” Yusef Islam, aka Cat Stevens, who previously called for the murder of Salman Rushdie
Yeah, alrighty then. The only peace is your kinda peace…Muslim alone. Whackadoodle. Just like the Christian Right. Killing is alright if it’s someone not of your faith or belief system, eh? Poor God. He certainly has taken a lot of blame for human interpretation. Sucks. Good thing he has all the power…I feel a lightening strike coming on.
Don’t by Cat Stevens music anymore. I can’t condone his position. And that sucks.
Live Earth polluted more than it helped but that’s nothing new in the world of celebrity delusion of grandeur.
Peace! In a Yusaf kinda way……