Though I didn’t watch the awards ceremony a few nights ago, the pictorial aftermath would lend one to believe that the not-so-aptly named Golden Globes were very artificial and saggy.
Both terms of course being mutually exclusive.
At the saggier end of the line was Drew Barrymore, who decided to spare herself the cost of a bra and get her dress at a thrift store for blue-haired ladies.
In the next photo, Steven Spielberg tries to hold an articulate conversation while simultaneously ducking Drew’s swinging globes.
Look at those hands gesturing, “…and my boobs just feel so free without the societal constraint of a bra. It’s just like when I took a poo in the woods with Cameron Diaz!”
Poor Drew. She of all starlets should know that people do talk”
“Good gawd. Did you see Little Drew’s saggy boobies?”
“My, how the mighty have fallen!”
And in what can only be described as completely disgusting, we have the gloating, self-aggrandizing, and ultimately talentless Mariah Carey.
While my initial reaction to this dress was to praise the makers of double-sided duct tape, the couture gown’s ribbing effect does appear to be bursting down the seams.
At least Scarlett Johannsen brought her magnicently hoisted jubblies to the event. Otherwise, I’m quite sure the ratings would have collapsed due to lack of supporting cleavage.
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bwa ha haaaa! i love that last line
EW!
Mariah always looks like a sausage. She refuses to admit she’s expanded.:shock:
Is it me or are Drew’s boobs and belly button competing for space?
It’s like a horror movie gone wrong….
I’ll be having nightmares about The Attack of the Sagging Sweater Puppies! Staring Drew Barrymore. The Theme Song, My Globes Aren’t As Golden As They Once Were, was written and performed by Mariah Carey…….
OMG! That’s sick! Wear a bra when the boobs go south ladies! Ew.
As long as Drew was going for the “blue haired lady” look she could have gotten some control top panty hose.
I’m sure that after the week of ridicule she’s already scheduled a breast lift and tummy tuck.
Is that Drew or Ricki Lake? Ewwwww! Obviously submarined by the snarky gay mafia, as in, “Oh you look faboo, dahling (snicker)”
What has happened to Drew!?!
Words I live by: Never date a girl who’s belly sticks out further than her tits. (who isn’t pregnant, obviously)
I watched the Red Carpet event before the Golden Globes and it was truly disgusting. Isaac Mitzrahi of E@ was asking starlets, Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria, respectively if they wore underwear and if they had a bikini line. Classy ain’t it? Teri Hatcher said she didn’t have any underwear on. Hopefully she was kidding, but who knows?
Joan Rivers while interviewing George Clooney (Good Luck and Good Night) sarcastically said she could tell that Joseph McCarthy was gay by the way he spoke into the microphone. Clever?
Interestingly either the women were ultra thin, yet they had large breasts. I suppose when you starve that is the only body fat that sustains. Hmmm?
A few months ago I watched the first Red Carpet coverage of the Country Music Awards. What a difference. The ladies were naturally beautiful, covered, and groomed, not edgy and slutty as these Hollywood Broads. The country men were not fashion hip, but at least they were basically clean shaven and were polite to the commentators; men and women, unlike how Joan Rivers and Isaac Mitzrahi were to their guests.
Think I will forego mainstream culture for awhile and revert back to Turner Classic Movies and the Nashville sound and steer clear of Brokeback Mountain.
ScarJo and her golden globes:
VIDEO: Scarlett Johansson gets her breast squeezed at Golden Globes
And to think Drew has already had breast REDUCTION surgery.
Normally I’m all for picking on celebrities, but I love Drew. If her tits look saggy it’s because they were probably the only real pair in the room.
I gotta agree though, a bra would have been a good idea. And that dress is hideous.