I gotta agree though, a bra would have been a good idea. And that dress is hideous.

VIDEO: Scarlett Johansson gets her breast squeezed at Golden Globes

Joan Rivers while interviewing George Clooney (Good Luck and Good Night) sarcastically said she could tell that Joseph McCarthy was gay by the way he spoke into the microphone. Clever?

Interestingly either the women were ultra thin, yet they had large breasts. I suppose when you starve that is the only body fat that sustains. Hmmm?

A few months ago I watched the first Red Carpet coverage of the Country Music Awards. What a difference. The ladies were naturally beautiful, covered, and groomed, not edgy and slutty as these Hollywood Broads. The country men were not fashion hip, but at least they were basically clean shaven and were polite to the commentators; men and women, unlike how Joan Rivers and Isaac Mitzrahi were to their guests.

Think I will forego mainstream culture for awhile and revert back to Turner Classic Movies and the Nashville sound and steer clear of Brokeback Mountain.

Words I live by: Never date a girl who’s belly sticks out further than her tits. (who isn’t pregnant, obviously)

I’m sure that after the week of ridicule she’s already scheduled a breast lift and tummy tuck.

I’ll be having nightmares about The Attack of the Sagging Sweater Puppies! Staring Drew Barrymore. The Theme Song, My Globes Aren’t As Golden As They Once Were, was written and performed by Mariah Carey…….