Comments on: Goodbye, Tom Cruise.

By: Flea

Flea — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:00:37 +0000

I don’t know… think of the ever changing tummy shape. That ain’t natural.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:30:35 +0000

I think that Tom Cruise is the father of the child, but I don’t think that happened naturally. I think he sperminated her – perhaps with a syringe, but more likely with an auditing machine.

By: Flea

Flea — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:23:02 +0000

Am I the only one convinced Michael Jackson is more likely to be Suri’s father than Tom Cruise? I am still not convinced Tom is gay, however. I think this is more of a Troy McClure situation.

By: amelie

amelie — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:01:58 +0000

maybe it should no longer say: ‘agentbedhead.com – now with extra gay!’

By: Martin

Martin — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:43:22 +0000

I’m right with you, I used to enjoy Tommy, but now he just aggravates me. And his weird dial-a-girlfriend relationship with Katie Holmes…..is just weird.

By: phin

phin — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:46:20 +0000

and now it’s gone, gone, gone…

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:33:47 +0000

Would you say then… that you’ve lost that lovin feeling?

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:21:04 +0000

If I had a :puke: smiley, I’d be using it right about now.

By: zonker

zonker — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:15:03 +0000

I’ll believe it when I see it. I still think you have/had a crush on him.