The above graphic shows the current results for GQ’s running poll of “The 25 Most Stylish Men in the World, 2010.” As you can see, there’s not a chance in hell of anyone but RPattz securing this contest, which is a result that has actually motivated this interactive poll in the first place. Hell, GQ even shows RPattz as the first candidate in their slideshow, just so that the Twihards won’t have to bother scrolling through the other 24 men. You know, short attention spans and all that. Here is the hilarious blurb for RPattz, who now boasts 43% of the vote:

Robert Pattinson The Best Head of Hair on the Planet

Young Rob’s probably got the best head of hair since James Dean, and he lets it fly.. And the clothes? A pair of jeans, a T-shirt, and unbuttoned and untucked plaid shirt… that’s it. He dresses his age (23); he dresses to his strengths; he dresses so you don’t give a damn about how he’s dressed.

And one for the naughtiest Brit, who has currently captured 1% of the vote:

Russell Brand The Outrageous British Comic Likes It All Shrunken

“People say I look like a scarecrow who’s robbed a bondage shop. A sex insect. What would that even be? A dirty spider? A naughty moth? As Adam Ant once said, ‘Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.’ “

And here is our Antihero, who may very well be stylish but holds 0% of the vote:

Pete Doherty Designer Simon Spurr on the Musician Who Really Makes a Suit Rock:

“If you look at the Beatles, when they played internationally, they were in head-to-toe suits. Pete Doherty’s drawing on that and making it modern. It’s a ’60s mod, edgy-and British. The jacket’s shrunken, but not to a Thom Browne extent.

Finally, there is The Coop, who has managed to wrangle up 3% (the gay vote):

Anderson Cooper Three Keys To Mr. Consistency’s Can’t Miss Minimalism:

1) A simple dark suit with a top-notch lapel. Nothing too wide, nothing too skinny; 2) A white or blue shirt, always with a semispread collar. The colors flatter his hair, eyes, and complexion; the collars are modern but not hip; 3) A dark solid tie with a perfect four-in-hand knot. With that formula, the guy can’t go wrong.

It must also be noted that Brad Pitt has also raked in 3% of the vote, but that’s a bloody miracle. Pitt cleans up well, but, if he’s not getting paid to look good, the man ain’t stylish. Have you seen his damn goatee lately?