A Lesson Learned from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes . . .
When hiring selecting a bride who is 16-20 years your junior, do check that she has finished advancing in height. Otherwise, photographs like these will really suck for your midget ass.
March 18, 2010
March 18, 2010
March 17, 2010
March 17, 2010
March 17, 2010
March 17, 2010
March 17, 2010
March 16, 2010
March 16, 2010
March 16, 2010




2 comments
She’s one of those girls who is pretty, but pretty commonly pretty as young girls go. The difference, however, is that I think she’ll be a stunner with age.
He…damn. I really long for those sweet innocent days when he danced in his tidy whities and dropped his dad’s porsche into a lake.
I guess he can’t help being short, but, it’s still funny. She needs to dump him. Yeah I know..like no one’s said that before.