This photo of the “Happy Cruise Family,” at first glance, doesn’t seem all that interesting until one starts to wonder what the hell Tom Cruise is actually doing with one raised leg. Is he reliving the Jane Fonda exercise videos of his youth? Attempting to appear manly by ripping a big one? Purposely revealing his custom-made elevator shoes? Well, if Tom is truly tired of living a lie, there are much better places to start.
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He is being heterosexual.
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I’m more distracted by what appears to be a serious combover. And, is it just me, or does he really look a bit butch here?
OH! And just check out the platforms on those sneaks.
OH yeah, that is definitely a combover. And platforms too!
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