Well, isn’t that precious. Just look at how much Tom Cruise is enjoying carrying that little dolly of his! Of course, I’d assume that it’s Suri’s dolly, but she clearly isn’t on the scene. The only way that the Cruise would look even happier is if he were holding a blowup doll of David Beckham.

Meanwhile, the Holmesbot’s hair is just atrociously awful (and looks even worse on the set of “Eli Stone”), which is a mystery since she used to have such downright gorgeous locks. One can only conclude that Tom likes it this way because Holmesbot reflects the Cruise’s warped desires:

“I love it when Tom tells me I look great. It gives me such confidence,” she tells Hello. “Sometimes it makes me blush but it also gives me attitude. Every woman likes to be told she looks beautiful. I try to embrace my imperfections. “But I will forever wage the battle of the thighs! So I prefer not to show them off. I am pretty tall. Usually most actresses are tiny and I’m not — I’m a big one.”

Yes, you read that correctly — Tom Cruise finally bagged himself a big one.

Imagery: Celebutopia