As you can see from the above promotional still for Tom Cruise’s upcoming film, Lions For Lambs, Mister Bizarro is looking quite patriotic. In the flick that will be released on November 9, Cruise stars as Senator Jasper Irving, a charismatic Presidential hopeful and, presumably, make the United States a better place, blah blah.
Cruise quotes from TomCruiseIsNuts.com.
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4 comments
These two guys with electric cattle prods here would like me to tell everybody that Scientology is a wonderful religion with a lot to offer everyone which does not at all scam people out of money OW! FUCK!
What I meant to say was that you can meet great people and really get in touch with yourself, so you should try it out.
Now excuse me I think I’m gonna go lie down for a bit.
He is wearing a Bill Clinton tie. Just saying.
No no no, Travolta as Presidential candidate, Cruise as press hatchet guy.
Ahhhhhhhh…you don’t think it will ever have the nerve to run for president of these here United States…do ya? Ohhhh, science…don’t bless us with merk and meyer.