Don’t mind me whilst I ramble on with sadiemasochistic™ notes, styled upon the LLama Butchers Gratuitous Domestic Postings™ that all Orgleheads vicariously enjoy. I must first send a deep bow in the direction of Miss Ruth, who departed the blogosphere recently, but has reappeared with a new sense of serenity at Chaos Theory. Ah yes, that seems to be a paradoxical statement, but I suppose you’ll either have to take my word for it, or go pay her a visit. Now which shall it be?

Anyhoo, back to the agenda speak. It appears that work will resume on the Naked Villainy template, and hopefully this time the Maximum Leader and Smallholder will agree on an appropriate font. As we all know, Smallholder can be rather demanding at times, and Our Maximum Leader must keep him under constant surveillance. Which reminds me, the Minister of Propaganda has resumed his presence among the Naked Villains, and his persuasive nature has caused me to believe. In fact, I think he’s attained the status of my new blog crush, which of course, means that Smallholder needs to stop telling people that I’m crying myself to sleep in his barn every night. Heh.

More template madness will ensue right here as well, although I do plan to keep the red colour scheme. The toon girl may just have to go, since this layout just isn’t functional enough for what I want to accomplish. As such, the dreaded three-column layout might make an appearance unless I dream up a more utilitarian two-column layout. In addition, I still must create a lovely banner for Princess Cat, as well as finishing a template for another fledgling Munuvian. As if you people really came here to read about design….

Now to forge towards slightly more substantive topics –

1. Vince Aut Morire is celebrating his one-year blogoversary, so a congratulatory shoutout goes his way. So many anniversaries lately – methinks the moon must have caused many to simultaneously take up blogging. Or not.

2. Despite his attempt to lure me into the illustrious world of crap blogging, I have forgiven Cranky Neocon, and he and I will be collaborating on some mischief together very soon.

3. Finally, the ever-anticipated (at least to me) Velocivishnu interview will hopefully take shape as well. No, I didn’t interview him in person, as the perpetual state of drunkenness wouldn’t have garnered much response. As such, he shall have the time to craft his responses in solitude whilst wearing the mighty pimp hat. This should be interesting.