It’s no surprise that I love finding the bizarre within the seemingly mundane, but sometimes this practice reaps unintended horror comedy. While scrutinizing this particular picture, certain things came to mind, such as, “Why in Xenu’s galactic space opera am I staring at Tom Cruise’s crack?” This isn’t how things are supposed to happen in super-synchronized world of the Poison Dwarf, Holmesbot, and Suri the Future Monster from Hell. Nice flamenco dress, btw.
Yes, this is rather disturbing photographic evidence because, obviously, Tom’s not exactly the Scarlett Johansson to her Woody Allen. Still, we have crackage.
Imagery: Bauer Griffin Online
