So, Andrew Morton is pressing forth with, although he may no longer have a choice, the publication of his unauthorized biography of Tom Cruise. Morton is, indeed, a very brave man, for the Scientology goons won’t easily forget this one.
Morton has also written biographies of Madonna, Posh & Becks, Monica Lewinsky, and Princess Diana. He is, perhaps only half-jokingly, referred to by BBC News as a chronicler of “[f]emale misery,” which I suppose makes him the ideal candidate to piss off Tom Cruise.
It’s lies, all lies, I tell you!!!!!
Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography unleashes its fury on January 15th. Have you pre-ordered your copy yet?
Yeah, me neither.
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Sadly, this photo reminds me of the last thing posted at The Wit of the Staircase. Cruise does not deserve such an association, no matter how accidental and tangential.
I’ll wait until it gets to the library.
At first I thought the cover photo was weird (besides just the fact that it’s Tom Cruise.) But I think I’ve finally hit upon why they divided his face up. Notice that his giant schnozzola is nowhere featured on the cover. (It probably gets the entire back cover to itself.)
Maybe they dedicate a chapter to it.
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