Wowwee! Check out these über suave photos of Tom Cruise in the never-coming Valkyrie. These pictures were obviously not released to make us want to see this film, which can certainly dig its own Sachsenhausen. Whatever the reason, these photos are definitely working, for that is one marketable ass. I mean, other than Kitler, I have never found a Nazi even remotely endearing, but Tom just sizzles in these shots.
I would so be his wingman anytime.
Images: Empire
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That settles it, I’m going shopping for some suspenders and some Rick Astley pants today. The women will not be able to resist me.
Actually, I think you’d be better off acquiring the Gerard Butler accent as planned.
You can keep the suspenders and pants. I’m thinking that eyepatch might be just the accessory I need. Shouldn’t be a problem as long as I switch eyes on a regular basis.
AB: Oh don’t worry, I’m working on that also. I need a multi-pronged strategy for maximum, er, pronging.
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When you’re a fan of Tom Cruise, you know. You just know. And you know you know.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
PT/SSP? STP/PCP?
I’ve cancelled that in my area.
I’m Anna actually and I approve this movie and stills.