Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: Blissfully Ignorant

By Bedhead in Film, Knight and Day, Smoking Bolts

Tom Cruise hugs Chris Brown

Something has been amiss (other than the usual) lately, and it seems that I’ve been suffering from a distinct lack of Tom Cruise fakery. Now, I feel the relief pouring forth because, for the next week and a half, the Cruise will be doing the publicity rounds for Knight and Day. Oh, how I’ve missed the unhinged, lift-wearing midget.

These photos were taken at a recent Lakers game with wifebot Katie Holmes in attendance and Tom’s recently-refurbished personality switch stuck in the “on” position. Apparently, Chris Brown is a huge fan of the Cruise and swiftly maneuvers from a mere handshake to a friendly embrace. Clearly, the Cruise doesn’t know who the hell this guy is, but he maintains his composure and gives the dude a brotherly hug to demonstrate his non-homophobic tendencies.

Of these two macho men, one of them could stand to depart from the Kris Kross pant-wearing method. The other one, however, won’t be giving up those lifts any time soon, but his minders have undoubtedly warned the Cruise to never again hug this woman beater. Gotta watch that image, you know.

Imagery: Wireimage



7 comments

caro

Cruise even may not know how Chris Brown is!! :mrgreen:

05.26.10 | 2:13 pm
Four Eyes

I just want that boy to pull up his damned pants!

05.26.10 | 4:37 pm

[...] Chris – soy un asshole -Brow se acerc√≥ a saludar a Tom Cruise (Katie est√° junto a √©l) en un reciente juego de Los Lakers, miren a Tom parece pensar… Who the hell is this? LOL agentbedhead [...]

05.26.10 | 4:55 pm
G

:-? :-? :-? come on! everyone knows CB … wth have Cb in the head? XD

05.27.10 | 2:35 am
G

:-? :-? :-? come on! everyone knows CB … wth have Cb in the head? XD :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

05.27.10 | 2:36 am
Jinxy

What is wrong with Tom Cruise’s mouth?? Did he get work done and it went wrong because his smile, while giving off a crazy vibe, didn’t look like my great-uncle Emile’s smile with his dentures not glued in…

Meh. Katie looks like she eats valium like pez.

05.31.10 | 9:57 pm

It appears my most beloved thesbian Tom Cruise is up to his old tricks again. He’s a new movie coming out with Cameron Diaz and it looks like it’s going to be a fantastic one particular, I just actually appreciate Tom Cruise movies, I believe he’s truly beneficial at these sorts of action films. This latest fillm is an action-comedy about a fugitive couple on a glamorous and occasionally unsafe adventure where nothing and no 1 – even themselves – are what they seem. Amid moving alliances and surprising betrayals, they race across the globe, with their survival ultimately dependant on the battle of truth vs . trust- I cannot wait for this to come out.

06.08.10 | 12:40 pm
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