Comments on: Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day: Smack My Bitch Down Edition

By: blaster gas

blaster gas — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:40:46 +0000

I think she should sit on his head! He is such an a hole!!

By: mishele

mishele — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:26:49 +0000

And she’s more woman than I’ll ever be. . . what a magnificent person!

Who’s the shrimp next to her?

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:43:36 +0000

Sweet Jesus, this woman is more man than I am!

By: Dill The Devil

Dill The Devil — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:12:14 +0000

“Just moments later, Cruise was heard yelling ‘Uncle! Uuuunnnncle!’

By: Welcome to Link City » Ayyyy!

Welcome to Link City » Ayyyy! — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:51:47 +0000

[...] Hollywood royalty: Queen Latifah and Tom Cruise (AgentBedhead) [...]

By: paris herpes

paris herpes — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:58:42 +0000

he’s like, owww she’s squeezing my hands to hard…trickle…urine…down…leg…hahahahaha!

By: greer

greer — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:53:35 +0000

…Yes. Yes, he is wearing velvet.

By: Lainie

Lainie — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:44:11 +0000

I just have one question–is he wearing velvet?

By: jvon

jvon — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:57:01 +0000

I’m a little afraid too. I’m surprised Tom doesn’t have someone whose job it is to walk around and keep giant Amazon women like that away from him.

By: Stacey

Stacey — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:58:22 +0000

Bedhead, I’ve looked at this picture like 15 times now, and I do believe I will never tire of it. In fact, I think I’m even going to make it the wallpaper on my desktop.

By: jmflynny

jmflynny — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:59:22 +0000

The word ‘diminuitive’ has never been more called for in a caption.

By: RW

RW — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:11:33 +0000

Please God no… he isn’t… he isn’t going to dance again… is he??