After reading Celebitchy’s analysis of Jerry Seinfeld licking Tom Cruise’s ass, I wandered over to check out the details of how Scientologists planted an entire wheat field with slave labor, so Tom and Nicole Kidman could fulfill one a “fantasy” of the Cruise. After chuckling for a moment, I remembered that the (obviously NSFW) Agent Provocateur site had recently updated their download section to include some do-it-yourself kits for steamy novel covers. Conveniently, Tom is now promoting the London premiere of Lions For Lambs, and, well, the above graphic was spawned from several wasted moments of thought.
Damn.
