The only thing sexier than Will Smith’s love-hate relationship with Hitler is the close and intimate friendship that Smith enjoys with Tom Cruise. It’s only a little bromance, folks, so lighten the fuck up already.

Consequently, it’s a damn shame that Will Smith’s upcoming film, Hancock, has hit a bit of a snag in that its world premiere has been delayed, but this has nothing to do with Tom Cruise or Scientology:

Will Smith. He’s not involved with Scientology (he claims) despite the best efforts of uber-recruiter Tom Cruise flashing his dazzling smile towards Smith and demanding that he looks into his eyes (not around the eyes, etc).

What a travesty. It must be a mere coincidence that the film’s premiere has not only been rescheduled but also relocated from the Fresh Prince’s original choice of venue, Australia, to France. Certainly, this has nothing to do with the fact that Scientology’s wealthiest member, Australian billionaire James Packer, is now an ex-member of the cult. Obviously, this has nothing to do with that silly rumour that Will gave out free audit gift cards at the film’s wrap party. Finally, we’re not sure whether this has anything at all to do with recent revelations of Will Smith’s “secret” Scientology school, but if it does, we’re pretty damn sure that we told him so.