That little whiner, Gwyneth Paltrow, has suddenly remembered that it’s such a bore to be negative all the time, so she’s decided to liven things up a bit by telling us how wonderful her whino wino life has become:

“I have friends like Stella McCartney or Madonna, and very often our children get together to play, although usually we leave them in bed and stay to drink a glass of wine.”

GPal goes on to tell us things that most civilian parents have already realized:

“When I look at my daughter’s skin, it’s the most beautiful and perfect in the world. You lose that with age, of course. But as you grow older you gain character, wisdom and beauty in your soul.”

As one can see, Gwyneth is still working on those pesky character and wisdom attributes. Stand up straight, Bitch!

Source: People