Gwyneth Paltrow can’t seem to keep her fucking mouth shut, for everytime her prim little mouth opens, her hatred of all things non-Gwyneth spew forth. It would have been nice to have gone a year without writing about the little bitch again, but at least we almost made it:

“What irritates the ovaries outta me are the American celebrities who transplant themselves like parasites in the only remotely available foreign country where they don’t have to learn a new language, upon which time these celebrities proclaim their superiority for moving away from the States. After all, American popular culture is so gauche, right Madonna?”

What had me raving at that time was Gwyneth’s declaration that the Brits seemingly shrugged off the 7/7 bombings in which wherein fifty-two people lost their lives. This praise was in contrast to her disgust at those bloody Yanks:

“There were no multiple memorials with people sobbing as they would have been in America.”

Obviously, the United States lacked poise by engaging in extended mourning when thousands of people were killed within the September 11th terrorist attacks and the Oklahoma City bombing. In Gwyneth’s mind, the only proper occasion to mourn is when one gets dumped by Brad Pitt.

That wasn’t the only time GPal let the bitch out of its vessel. She criticizes food preferences of those unfortunate enough to gain proximity to her highness: “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-A-Soup.” She talks smack about England for its lack of customer service and dirty streets. She even seems to think she’s African:

If you find the mental image of Gwyneth roughing it in a third-world country to be utterly ridiculous, then you should see her unfortunate choice of Oscar attire over the years. The bitch can’t dress her way out of an Old Navy outlet. One thing she can do is hold a grudge, as evidenced by her latest declaration via a fake English accent:

“I love the English lifestyle, it’s not as capitalistic as America. People don’t talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner.

“I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans.”

She seems to lack the seventh-sense of irony, but I do find it rather amusing to hear an actress bitch about the follies of capitalism when she accepted $3.6 million for a three-minute cameo appearance.

UPDATE: Apparently, Gwyneth called People Magazine to put the smackdown on the latest story due to her words being “completely misconstrued,” but she seems to be confused about what language she was supposed to be speaking during the interview. That doesn’t exactly wash or even counteract her past and continuing bitchiness, but if it makes her feel better then go with it, GPal.