Gwyneth Paltrow Is Such A Poseur

By Bedhead in Gwyneth Paltrow, Smoking Bolts

Gwenyth Paltrow must be done convincing the world that she is of African American descent because she’s now going for the gothic look once again (left) as she did for the 2003 Oscars (right).

Let us assess GPal’s success in this endeavor. To borrow a phrase from Flea . . .

Goth Or Not Goth?

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4 comments

Vanessa

Well said, Bedhead!

I’d just like to point out something that simultaneously frustrates and delights me about Paltrow: she has terrible posture. She hunches her shoulders like a teenaged girl who is embarrassed of her height. Hasn’t anyone — her mother, agent, acting coach (if she’s had one), stylist — ever pointed out to her the advantages to a movie star in standing up straight?

02.16.07 | 3:18 pm
izzy

I think she simply believes she looks cooler when she slouches. She probably got into the habit as a preteen.

She can’t use her height as an excuse, because from what I’ve heard she is actually 5-7/170cm max, which is taller than average but not quite supermodel height.

She certainly has always loved wearing massive heels.;)

02.16.07 | 4:25 pm
izzy

sorry, I meant teen, not preteen!

02.16.07 | 4:28 pm

Certainly looks goth. But we know the truth.

02.16.07 | 6:11 pm


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