It’s been ten years since Princess Di perished in a Parisian tunnel, and one might think the People’s Princess would have little to say on the anniversary of her death. However, thanks to our exclusive Agent Bedhead links to the Great Beyond, here’s a message from Diana by way of celebrity psychic Kenny Kingston. It seems Di has decided she wants Gwyneth Paltrow to play her in a movie biography. No question, this is a bold choice (although she’ll have to beat out La Lohan for the role). Gwyneth is an actress of such range and versatility that she can even seem intelligent and likeable onscreen, as long as someone else is writing her dialogue. The late Diana went on to say that she envisioned the movie as an upbeat story along the lines of National Velvet, with Princess Diana winning the Gold Cup at Ascot while mounted on Camilla Parker-Bowles.

Okay, I totally made that last part up. Which shows that I have at least one of the skills necessary to become a celebrity psychic. Although selling “healing meditation stones” to the ill and their loved ones would take more chutzpah than I’ll ever be able to muster.

(Via ONTD.)