Admittedly, I’ve been subscribing to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter because Thursday mornings are so notoriously difficult that I could use the guaranteed laughter. This week, Goopy presents an outrageous notion: Thanksgiving leftovers! Who’d have ever thought of this brazen idea if it weren’t for dear old GPal?

This year we have added a succulent slow roasted turkey recipe to the repertoire along with a gorgeous recipe for gnocchi from the divine Ruthie Rogers and her peeps at The River Café. When we were doing the recipe testing we were left with so much turkey, we decided to address an age-old problem…what do we do with all of it? We came up with two absolutely delicious ways to turn your extra bird into lunch and dinner over the weekend that are far from the ordinary sandwich.

How remarkably and positively delectable! Peeps.

On a related note, it’s rather fitting that, just recently, Martha Stewart has declared that Rachel Ray isn’t a good thing (and your cage fight is right here). It won’t be long until Martha says something even more dreadful about darling Goopy. Then, those $2500 Gucci gloves will so be off, bitches.e