Had Phone Sex In The Past Decade ?

By Bedhead in Quasi-Intellectual Utter Crap

Civil rights and liberties are da bomb, don’t you think? Yet in a Hobbsian tradeoff, citizens would tend to prefer governmental protection of their lives over absolute assurance that they could joke about bombing buildings and whatnot. It’s a small price to pay, and yet the uberPC crowd show no mercy towards Bush’s acknowledgment that approximately 500 people in the U.S. were “spied” upon after 9/11. (Isn’t the proper word “surveillance”?)

Now check this crap out – chances are that unwittingly, each of us may have had our telephone and internet communications “spied” upon over a period of decades. Following the Cold War, this was standard intelligence practice. Eariler tonight, I was lounging around in my oh-so-satiny babydoll nightshirt and stumbled upon this EU report from 2000. That would fall under the Clinton administration for all the Cindy Sheehan types:

Between 1993 to 1998, the United States conducted sustained diplomatic activity seeking to persuade EU nations and the OECD to adopt their “key recovery” system. Throughout this period, the US government insisted that the purpose of the initiative was to assist law enforcement agencies. Documents obtained for this study suggest that these claims wilfully misrepresented the true intention of US policy. Documents obtained under the US Freedom of Information Act indicate that policymaking was led exclusively by NSA officials, sometimes to the complete exclusion of police or judicial officials.

Emphasis added. Well then. It’s just so much worse when the Bush administration puts enemy combatants under surveillance. Of course, my primary concern is that all that phone sex I had in the 1990′s provided some geeky analyst with some primo masturbation material, but hey, that’s just me.



17 comments

… I used to work in an office with a STU-III on my desk… I think the civilian mantra back then was “Sink the Clipper chip!”… but I may be mistaken..

01.13.06 | 8:21 am

Eariler tonight, I was lounging around in my oh-so-satiny babydoll nightshirt

If this was designed to make us boys grind our reading to a screeching halt, congrats — it works…

01.13.06 | 9:54 am

Hah! Actually, that’s what the post title was for, but your theory works too. :mrgreen:

01.13.06 | 10:01 am

my primary concern is that all that phone sex I had in the 1990”’s

That was you????

I knew your voice sounded familiar.

Heh, You said satiny.

01.13.06 | 11:50 am

You were still having phone sex in the 90′s?

Dang, that’s so ’80′s.

The 90′s were all about cybersex, kiddo.

01.13.06 | 11:33 pm

Um…no broadband in the 1990′s. :mrgreen:

01.14.06 | 12:57 am

I’m a PC guy myself.

I did think the crashing towers were an excellent advert for boxcutters though: they’re so goddamn versatile. They also make an excellent marital aid, with a few addons and such.

Robbie R, The PC man

01.14.06 | 4:04 am

Ummm, wrong topic…:oops:

01.14.06 | 4:05 am

Believe me, if you hose my comments I will leave mizz bedhead.

Robert:twisted:

01.14.06 | 9:46 am

you did it again–don’t expect to get anything from me darl tis your loss

RR

01.14.06 | 9:47 am

TA TA FOREVER HYPOCRITICAL CRYPTO FASCIST

R

01.14.06 | 9:49 am

HAHAHA. Nice title. Dont think I (or anyone else) would have been so interested in a post called ‘Freedom of Information’–just guessing.

01.14.06 | 3:11 pm
Phoenix

So. Robert goes from “Robbie R, The PC Man” to “Robert” to “RR” to “R”….

Did he just slide down the rabbit hole?

01.14.06 | 6:58 pm

Not sure, Phoenix, but I’m fairly certain alcohol was involved. :mrgreen:

01.14.06 | 9:01 pm

Jeff Foxworthy: “If you’ve ever ridden an electric floor buffer…” [looks at Bill]

Bill Engvall: “Tequila was involved, get off me!”

Ron White: “Wonder how many times his wife’s said that?…”

01.23.06 | 9:59 am

HEY! Moi is the hypocritical crypto_fascist!

Well, now I *am* confused. Like, am I in?

After being fed thalidomide as a child I’m quite ‘armless. Tadum!

The lady who *did* ( a quite nice and beautiful creature) ban me dwells in outer darkness where there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth. My fault really; I sent in an “irony” poast not realizing that yankkedoodle dandies don’t do irony near as muchly as hard boiled Australians in Britain’s ex-penal colony. :)

I take all the blame; stinging nettles across the back. That sort of thing. Tearing my clothing and tossing dust and ashes in the air.

Alcohol was not involved. The German sex drug, Moclobemide, radically and dangerously mixed with another antidepressant was perhaps the cause of my embulliant enthusiasm, however much I missed the mark.

Don’t try it at home, kiddos, or you may drop dead of seretonin syndrome.

Robbie

Himmler’s understudy ;-)

01.27.06 | 12:55 pm

I’m setting up a poetry blog and by way of recompense I will write my first poem about thou. :)

Robbie

(I’m quite ashamed of the emails I sent to the other lady. It was a dummy spit of the worse kind; Well, being the Internet OverLord and a Genius man of letters, I was affronted, indeed, hurt.)

Robbie

Inaugurating a Prague Spring :)

01.27.06 | 1:01 pm


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