This post has absolutely nothing to do with the one that came earlier today, I do promise. This quiz is one I’ve been meaning to fill out ever since Miss Vile File designed her own personal hell. So here is mine:
General asshats
Circle I Limbo
Rednecks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Bill Clinton
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Qusay Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Uday Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands
Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
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Perhaps because I’m a guy my only reaction to Miss Vile File’s custom-designed hell was to note that she sees herself as Betty Page with a bigger-than-life ass. (It IS photographic distortion, isn’t it?) Haven’t observed anything this funny since Benjamin Kerstein, http://antichomsky.blogspot.com/ pictured himself as Albert Camus!
Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s Bettie Page’s ass….though I might be mistaken. I’m not really an expert on femaie asses. It looks like a size 8 -10 to me…not exactly larger than life. Ahem.
Funny zonker & the MoP aren’t mentioned anywhere. How could that be?
Dante Revisted
Let’s lighten things up and send some people to hell!
I wonder if Mr Redhand is a disgruntled vegan, or SUV owner that I sent to hell? Perhaps one day when he is a big boy, he’ll get to see a real women’s ass, and won’t have to waste his time analysing pictures on the internet.
PETA members…damn. Can’t believe I forgot to add them to my own hell.
Actually, Vile File, I’m a carnivorous mid-fifties male who hates SUVs. Like Jeff, see http://beautifulatrocities.com/archives/2005/04/happy_birthday_4.html I kinda like Betty and admire her as a symbol, so my comment on the pic was meant as a compliment. As to the rest of your post, I’ll pass on male posturing, save to say my three kids appreciate me and I adore my Russian wife.
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