Halle Berry's ass won't feature a signature any more

By Phin in Halle Berry

Instead it’ll have a sunflower.

Halle Berry’s biggest mistake was tattooing the name of her first husband onto her buttocks. The star has had the mark re-inked, changing David Justice’s name into a sunflower.

She tells the UK edition of Cosmopolitan, “I chose a sunflower because when darkness descends they close up to regenerate. But I really wish I’d never had the tattoo in the first place. Clean, clear skin is always better.”

I wished I could say my ass tat, if I had one, was my biggest mistake. Hell it wouldn’t even rank in the top five. Which I guess having your ex’s name displayed on your money maker could kind of kill the mood and limit the positions your current would want to use when getting your freak on.

Who the hell am I trying to lie to? A tat on her as wouldn’t ruin my mood, damn it, its Halle Berry, hell she could have Ouchies the Clown portrait tattooed across her chest and it wouldn’t slow me down one bit.



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Who’re you trying to kid, Phin? If you had the chance to get your freak on with Halle Berry, I know darned well you’d be perfectly happy to let her call you David or Doogie or whatever her current tat said.

I would, too. ;)

06.15.07 | 7:22 pm

no. the bitch had better call me by my name

06.29.07 | 8:27 am


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