Comments on: Happy Birthday To Crack

By: The LLama Butchers

The LLama Butchers — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:38:49 +0000

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CRACK”…

Yet it’s not what you think…….

By: The Crack Young Staff

The Crack Young Staff — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:38:31 +0000

Dear Chase,

Thanks for your timely comment on our “post,” which is over a year old. You claim that Casey Casem is not “Arabic.” And we are inclined to agree, since Arabic is a language. If you’ll read the “post” carefully, you’ll note that we didn’t argue that Mr. Casem is “Arabic.” He is, however, an Arab.

By: Chase

Chase — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:30:27 +0000

Um… Casey Casem isn’t Arabic.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:06:53 +0000

I cannot reveal my photographic sources.

By: The Crack Young Staff

The Crack Young Staff — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:41:23 +0000

Dearest Sadie,

Thanks for the kind words. We’re delighted to be more esteemed than Tom Cruise’s posterior cleavage. We can’t wait to see you at the gala.

Warmest Regards,

The Crack Young Staff of THMQ

PS: Where did you find that picture of “Chip”? It’s the best photograph of him we’ve seen in years.

By: Phin

Phin — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:24:20 +0000

I hear man chowder is on the menu for this year’s gala.