Harry Potter and the Buns of Steel

By Mr. Atoz in Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Radcliffe will be coming to Broadway in September for a run in Equus, the play where he was such a success in London last year, and the actor wants to make sure that he’s in top form for the role. Specifically, he’s worried about his butt. So, while he was in New York for the Tony Awards on Sunday, Daniel picked up a Skorcher Butt Machine, saying, “They don’t have things like this in Britain.”

However, those who want to see Harry Potter’s taut, Skorched buttocks or any other naughty bits had better plan on paying at least $250 for the privilege. (More, if you’e planning a holiday visit to the Big Apple.) Security for the show will be tight, and cameras, even in cell phones or Blackberries, are seriously verboten. Presumably theatre security will dispose of the offending devices with a simple Evanesco, followed by a quick Avada Kedavra that will teach those out-of-towners not to screw around with the rules.



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I’ve yet to grasp the appeal of Daniel Radcliffe cavorting naked with a horse (do the horses get free counseling afterwards?) but someone must enjoy this stuff. Good for him, I say. As long as I don’t have to watch.

06.18.08 | 5:48 pm

I do imagine it’s difficult to maintain the “angry ass,” you know… :twisted:

06.18.08 | 7:28 pm
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