Hasselhoff In Talks To Shake What His Momma Gave Him

Sometimes, television just gets too surreal to resist, but I’ll probably manage and (as usual) primarily, stick to watching Timothy Olyphant appearances (the better to set up that shrine I’ve been contemplating). Still, this news from Access Hollywood does present an unusual temptation, for “Dancing with the Stars,” who reportedly has Hoff on its short list. So many jokes present themselves at this very moment, but I think the above video from Revenge of the Cheerleaders — during which Hoff performs a set of moves that’s “a delicate mix between the Funky Chicken and Food Poisoning from a Funky Chicken” — illustrates the possibilities quite nicely. Hey, I wonder if he’ll do The Limbo Dance or bring those notorious dancing slugs along too?