Forbes Magazine recently published its list of Most Schwingworthy Billionaire Heiresses. Among the usual suspects listed are Paris Hilton and little sister Nicky Hilton, Georgina Bloomberg (daughter of NYC Mayor Bloomberg), Ivanka Trump, Amanda Hearst, and Lydia Hearst-Shaw. All of the rich, thin, and fabulous socialites are quite young – mostly in their early-to-mid twenties.
One surprise on the list, at least to my non-cultured attention span, is 45-year old Julia Louis-Dreyfus of Seinfeld fame:
“The eldest of our favorite heiresses, this daughter of French billionaire Gerard Louis-Dreyfus is best known as the Emmy- and Golden Globe Award-winning Seinfeld actress who played Elaine. The comedienne is a Saturday Night Live alum and also appeared on the cult TV hit Arrested Development. This summer, she received an Emmy nomination for her latest sitcom, The New Adventures of Old Christine, prompting folks to claim she has finally broken the Seinfeld curse and is on her way to another success.”
In my opinion, the so-called Seinfeld curse has nothing at all to do with a pseudo-closet billionaire. I wouldn’t worry at all, Miss Julia.
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Funny but… I find myself strangely attracted to her.
… you ain’t the only one, flea…. not by a long stretch….
Julia IS quite “easy on the eyes,” as her character on Seinfeld used to say all the time. It’s just odd to think of a physical comedian who did SNL and all sorts of sitcoms as a predisposed billionaire.
What a nice switch – a billionaire heiress who is neither vacuuous or talentless!
vacuuous (descriptive) 1. A term meaning vapid or shallow spoken with a deep Romanian accent. 2. See vaccuumm.
So, is she, um, single.
With that type of prospective cash I could talk the missus into letting me start a harem.
Just one of the many sacrifices I’m willing to make to support my family.
Julia is not single. She’s been happily married for many years.
She made that quite clear on the restraining order…