A completely plausible theory exists that once one tattoos the name of his or her lover on one’s body, the relationship immediately falls into the doomed black pits of relationship hell. Heather Locklear appears to not believe in such silly theories, because although she recently covered up the “Richie” tattoo on her left hip, she also got a new tattoo:
“She already had a tattoo of a red heart wrapped in a vine on her right ankle, and she had the word ‘Finch’ added in script above the heart.”
“Heather told a friend, ‘The finches that fly around my yard always bring me so much joy. They’re happy and free – and that’s what I want to be.’”
Heather really likes birds a lot. Or does she? That’s exactly the manner in which David Spade’s character in the long-running character in Just Shoot Me would respond. Spade’s role, of course, was a little weasel named Dennis Finch.
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There’s a lesson here in being careful what you wish for. On the plus side, David Spade is with Heather Locklear. On the minus side, he now has to listen to the whole damn world saying that his girlfriend’s too good for him.
I just keep hearing Joe Jackson in my head. . . “Is she really going out with him?”
So many people talk about how Christina Aguilera is far too hawt for her husband, and I think he’s completely sexy. He’s not handsome, but he has a je ne c’est quoi about him. It’s something about how he looks at her, and it’s obvious that he doesn’t spend too much money on hair product. That matters.
So it’s not REALLY complete disbelief on my part that David Spade and Heather Locklear are dating, but it’s just so obvious that she is rebounding. She’s not even divorced yet! Spade’s gonna get unceremoniously dumped, and it’s gonna sting, to say the very least.
She’s working her way round to me, she just hasn’t realized it yet.
Akshally, she’s a little….old….for your humble contributor. But she is quite easy on the old mince pies.
I’d probably step out with her, if the opportunity presented itself. Which it definitely will; I’m sure she’s just acheing to spend time in St. Louis.
I thought a tat was the kiss o’ death to a relationship…???
I see that Spade drives a Buick Regal Grand National. Keepin’ it real?