When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you respond with would actually reduce your fine. As in:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, your speedometer is highly inaccurate because of the vector propulsion and theories of relativity. Besides, I was only spilling beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one. That’s $10 off."
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