If you’ve ever wondered why Henry Rollins harbors so much inner rage that he can crush walnuts with his ass cheeks, well, we’ve got a reason for ya. Henry has confessed that he has always wanted to be the first white member of Gladys Kinght & The Pimps Pips, and he has seekritly been frustrated for decades that he never got that chance:
I wanted to be a Pip because I saw them on Soul Train… and every time she’d do something, they all had the choreographed move, and they wore tuxes (tuxedos) and they didn’t sweat. I actually rehearsed it in the mirror, I had it down… It should haven been me, but no one ever put Gladys and I together, so I’m waiting for that call.
Poor Henry. Life is so full of little disappointments. On a brighter note, this is almost as good as learning that Henry Rollins Bakes Dessert For William Shatner.
