So, Henry Rollins does the Twitter thing, and, from my very limited research, I’ve concluded that Rollins is one of the only bona fide famous types who actually do so. That is, unlike the following fakers:

David Letterman: Not so real.
Darth Vader: Not so real.
Other Famous Types: My search sort of ended at that point, so I really don’t fucking know.

Now, if you’re wondering how or why Henry Rollins takes the time to periodically spew his thoughts via some crap social networking service, well, he has high-speed wireless connectivity on his tour bus to keep himself occupied on those long stretches of midwestern nothingness. Obviously, the guy has more patience than myself, since I barely manage to half-ass those damn MySpace and Facebook sites. Fuck Twitter, and fuck Henry Rollins too! Oh, and I almost forgot my actual point to writing on this topic. What I admire most about Rollins is his stunning ability to inherently dislike just about everyone who crosses his path, whether it’s online or in the flesh:

HA HA HA HA! You tell ‘em, Henry. People suck!