
Ever since news of Lindsay Lohan”’s possible engagement leaked out, people have wondered: what makes Harry Morton, heir to the vast Hard Rock Caf” empire (not to mention all that less widely discussed Pink Taco dinero), so special? Sure, the Lohan family approves of him. They think he’s a calming influence on the junior trainwreck. But what is Harry”’s secret? What gives him the power to tame this wild Irish rose? As this photo makes clear, it”’s no secret at all. Harry knows how to treat Lindsay with the respect she deserves.



















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and he’s a spiffy dresser to boot!
and he’s a spiffy dresser to boot!
What a stylish couple. Grace personified. I bow.
What a stylish couple. Grace personified. I bow.
I just noticed that he’s not favoring either side of her assets.
He’s only interested in the – uh – center.
I just noticed that he’s not favoring either side of her assets.
He’s only interested in the – uh – center.
Ew. Just. Ew.
Ew. Just. Ew.