This is hilarious. A journalist from the NY Daily news interviewed Jude Law and actually asked him why American women find English men so sexy.

“Perhaps it’s the use of words,” he said. “We use words like ‘lovely,’ don’t we? And ‘naughty.’ I think they quite like that.”

The poor guy is definitely past his days of hotness. The paparazzi certainly don’t fall for Jude’s sexiness either, and a group of paps recently dished a few details on Jude’s attitude:

[E]very pap agrees. They all hate Jude Law and they’ve all got stories about him.

“His real name is Dave,” says a very young pap with slightly crossed eyes.

“When he turns up to premieres we all shout, ‘Oi Dave, over here!!’ and he ignores us, it’s really funny.” Everyone starts giving me their Jude Law stories. One quietish guy in a van with a little dog at his side tells me a blinder: “I spotted Jude Law walking around Primrose Hill and I started taking pictures of him. Suddenly this elderly resident runs up to me. She starts telling me to leave him alone. I tell her to calm down, he’s a celebrity after all and he’s in a public place and I’m only taking his picture, it’s not the Third World War. Suddenly, Jude Law runs up to me, he’s been listening in and his face is twisted with rage. He shouts ‘I’M AN ACTOR, NOT A CELEBRITY!!’ From then on he’s known by all us “paps” as Celebrity Dave.”

Celebrity Dave. Hee.