When I first encountered this photo, I immediately figured that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had decided to try and be “hip” by attending an Los Angeles Lakers game. The next logical thought would be to wonder where the ubiquitous Suri might be, so I peered a bit closer and discovered that the woman next to Tom isn’t his sexy-like-your-8th-grade-civics-teacher wife at all. That’s his mom, which wouldn’t be all that notable except for two observations: (1) Katie now dresses and styles her hair much in the fashion of Tom’s mother; (2) Here’s another chance to bring up that Football Sunday when Tom took his mom to Jimmy Kimmel’s house, where Adam Carolla, in an attempt to impress the guests, crapped a football for Tom Cruise and his horrified mother. You know, that was a great fucking story.