Everyone knows how much I despise insufferable bitch Gwyneth Paltrow and her sanctimonious GOOP website’s guidelines for life (i.e., how to “nourish the inner aspect” by developing a serious Vitamin D deficiency). Well, there’s another pretty blonde culinista in town, and I think I’m in love, y’all. Actually, “culinista” would probably be a term that would cause Hilah Johnson of “Hilah Cooking” to shudder, for she’s got a much more user-friendly aura about her show, according to the iTunes description:

HILAH COOKING is an internet series hosted by Austin-based singer/actor/comedian Hilah Johnson. The series is focused on teaching “real people” how to cook (and how to have fun while doing it). Learning how to cook will save you money, make you happy and maybe even get you laid! You won’t need a fancy kitchen or hard-to-find ingredients to make any of our featured recipes. Each episode is packed with useful information presented in a fast-paced funny format.

See? Hilah is the refreshing antidote to all who have suffered at the hands of GOOP. For proof, one only need compare the nauseating video for Gwynnie’s baja shrimp tacos with that of Hilah’s fish tacos:

And, because she’s not opposed to some healthy self-depreciation, Hilah also has a recipe for Hangover Tacos:

All episodes of Hilah’s show can be watched at HilahCooking.com, which even features many cocktail-making episodes. This weekend, I intend on testing out her twist on the Sangrita because the extent of my bartending abilities — Gin & Tonic and Margarita — could definitely use the fortification.