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By: agentbedhead.com - dirty fingernails firmly on the pulse

agentbedhead.com - dirty fingernails firmly on the pulse — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 22:52:54 +0000

[...] Bundestag is going to elect a polar bear as Germany’s first ursine chancellor. Now that Knut is losing his youthful good looks, all eyes in that bear-happy country are turned to adorable little Snowflake, who made her public [...]

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New Study Suggests Fugly Men Have Happier Marriages | poponthepop.com — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:01:56 +0000

[...] “His big mistake was marrying that back up dancer” – AB [...]

By: Morning time wasters - The Blemish

Morning time wasters - The Blemish — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:12:54 +0000

[...] AB: Knut likes the attention Related News [...]

By: jvon

jvon — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:23:34 +0000

I dunno, is it safe for bears to eat silicone and botox?

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Wedneslink » Ayyyy! — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:48:49 +0000

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:15:58 +0000

[...] Knut The Polar Bear Has Become A Total Attention Whore AB [...]

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:46:39 +0000

He needs to move to Hollywood, really.

By: Mr. Atoz

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:18:33 +0000

I think the guy’s (valid) point is a) Knut is relying on attention from people for emotional validation; and b) he thinks he’s human. Since everything in a polar bear’s natural make-up leads them to think that humans are sort of like KFC’s 16-piece bucket, that’s bound to lead to emotional conflict.

Being a zookeeper, Roebke probably doesn’t want to set all the animals free. He just doesn’t like seeing them turned into cutesy media-whore cultural icons. That said, your notion of improving the zoos’ bottom line by using hippies for roughage has a certain sinister merit. Personally, I’d favor using PETA members, but they’d probably fink out on the deal and insist on feeding Knut hunks of tofu shaped like baby seal pups.

By: jvon

jvon — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:40:59 +0000

Polar bears in the wild eat people. Not just if they happen to poke them with a stick or something; they will follow them for miles and devour them for food.

So I am wondering what exactly makes a bear “psycho”. Whining because it wants attention?

This guy sounds like one of those animal rights nuts who thinks that all the animals in the zoo should be set free. Me, I think we could save a lot of money on food in zoos if we fed hippies to the bears. Mmm, crunchy.