Hollywood “A-Listers” remind you to get neutered

And by “A-Listers” we mean people who were once big-time but are now jocking with teh Hoff to be relative. Anyhow, their sex lives suck, so they want to make sure your pets aren’t getting their groove on either.

Hollywood stars have pledged their support for a bill to build spay-neuter surgeries for cats and dogs. Actors including Katherine Heigl, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner, Alicia Silverstone and director Richard Linklater have all teamed up with People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA), and signed a petition pledging support for Assembly Bill 1634 – the California Healthy Pets Act-which mandates spay-neuter surgeries for cats and dogs.

Normally I object to what PETA has to say, but if we can get the Bill amended to include our current batch of pseudo-stars, anyone who thinks or has ever thought favorably of Paris Hilton and all Reality Tee Vee contestants, well I’ll support it.

What the hell ever happened to Alicia Silverstone? I was kind of hoping she’d return to her glory days of The Crush, except with lots more nakedness, really horrid 80’s music and very little speaking. Okay so basically pr0n, but that wouldn’t be so bad would it? Hopefully Pamela Anderson will give her some pointers on how to remain in the spotlight.