Alternatively titled, Lesbians have good taste in women.
AfterEllen.com didn’t much like it when Maxim’s editors picked a crack whore (Lindsay Lohan) to be their “Number One” girl. So they came up with a unique idea and created a list of their own.
Let’s face it: Maxim doesn’t cater to lesbians. In fact, you could say it flies in the face of all that we hold dear, especially when it declares Lindsay Lohan the hottest of them all, as it did when it published The Maxim Hot 100 List last month. So we asked you, our readers, to create your own list of hotties, and you came out in droves to nominate the women you think deserve to be on the AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List. Thousands of votes later, we have the results.
How is our list different from Maxim’s? Eight of the top 10 women on our list aren’t mentioned anywhere on the Maxim list (Angelina Jolie and Lena Headey are the exceptions), and only four of the women who made Maxim’s top 10 (Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan) appear somewhere on the AfterEllen.com list.
Clearly, what straight men and lesbians find sexy in a woman is a little bit different.
The top ten lesbian picks:
- Leisha Hailey
- Angelina Jolie
- Kate Winslet
- Lena Headey
- Sarah Shahi
- Jennifer Beals
- Tina Fey
- Jordana Brewster
- Salma Hayek*
- Natalie Portman
Holy shit, I think I might have to trade in my man card and become a card carrying lesbian. With the exceptions of Meryl Streep (47), Ellen DeGeneres (50), Stockard Channing (71), Susan Sarandon (95) and Catherine Deneuve (100) I’d be willing to bet that most straight men would find the ladies on that list, how you say, “very doable”. I’m sure some guys who act out scenes from Grease in their basements on a daily basis are going to bitch about Stockard being a hottie-mcnasty, but lets face it they ain’t right, in the head.
Of course its nice to see that Angelina made the top-two. But they have her listed as openly bisexual or lesbian. Which begs the question: Is Brad Pitt really a woman?
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Of course I, on the other hand, fantasize that Salma is related to Friedrich which would make her even hotter so… there’s a certain level of libertarian twisted skankiness always involved in this kind of thing for me. You gotta admit… THAT’S pretty freakin WEIRD.
I’d switch sides for Angelina Jolie.
Yes, Brad Pitt is really a woman.
Angelina is bisexual. Or was, if it was just one of her little phases…
Flea, at the very least I think it means he’s hung like a hamster.
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