In Romania, a Catholic priest and four nuns have been charged with murdering a twenty-three year old nun via crucifixion. Via the BBC:

Police say the 23-year-old nun, who was denied food and drink throughout her ordeal, had been tied and chained to the cross and a towel pushed into her mouth to smother any sounds.

A post-mortem is to be carried out, although initial reports say that Cornici died from asphyxiation.

Mediafax news agency said Cornici suffered from schizophrenia and the symptoms of her condition caused the priest at the convent and other nuns to believe she was possessed by the devil.

Father Daniel who is accused of orchestrating the crime is said to be unrepentant.

Goodness…haven’t they seen Constantine? Incidentally, if anyone hasn’t seen the movie, Keanu looks mighty fine as the back-in-black antihero. Mmmmm.

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